THE "NOT-SO" NEWS/JBLA: Planet May Become Inhabitable

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Planet May Become Inhabitable

Scientists revealed this week that they've discovered an orb in the solar system that was at one time a perfectly funtioning planet with more than 6.5 million inhabitants.

"The photo's from our satalite show that there are water sources and signs of nature such as trees but it appears that excessive weather, global warming and a certain global economic gluttony has taken its toll on this mid sized planet," said one researcher. "We're spending more and more of our efforts trying to determine whether or not we can make it environmentally friendly again."

Researchers have spent millions of dollars and hours over the last few decades trying to determin how the onset of destruction occured and how it will affect the planet over the next several decades.

According to reports, there was a time when the ozone layer completely sealed the environment, somewhat like when you zip up a baggie to keep things fresh.

They say that the onset of certain gases that poison the air is the result of industry and technology, which was quickly advanced after the discovery of the wheel. This single factor has changed nearly every aspect of possible life on the planet.

It is believed that the dicovery of automobiles not only changed the surface appearance of the planet, it created much of the mental illnesses that caused the human demise.

"We think people just drove themselves crazy, literally until they just couldn't take it anymore," said a researcher in California. "As new vehicles were created, getting larger and larger, the whole planet became a gridlock and industry had a hard time keeping up with the demand for resources such as oil."

New research is expected to be released next year and will determin whether or not the planets atmosphere will improve after governmental changes take place.

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