VIAGRA - Just A Hop, Skip, Jump Away

A local peruvian shop keeper has found a way around the high cost of sexual stimulant medications such as Viagra.

Her secret recipe is raising more than eyebrows these days and at less than a buck for one of her milkshake-like aphrodisiac drinks, many consumers are becoming repeat customers.

She said acquiring a taste for frog juice, her secret ingredient, is not that easy but once you feel the effects from this strange brew it's an easy pill to swallow.

"Sometimes, because the drink is quite thick it can choke you a little and you're stuck with a stiff neck all day, but for most people it's fairly easy to digest," she said.

The common frog has been very overlooked throughout history because of its appearance and its slime factor, but its popularity is growing as people search for a more homeopathic way to solve medical issues.

One woman who surprised her husband with a very large trained bullfrog for his birthday, said she chose this particular gift as a last resort because her husbands sexual appetite had increased exponentially over the past several years leaving her constantly exhausted.

"What made this inexpensive gift so appealing is that the clerk promised me that the frog had been trained to give blow jobs," she said. "I was looking for a way to take some of the pressure off myself."

What happened next however, came as a big surprise to the woman who is now in the process of divorce proceedings.

"I just didn't see this coming," she said. "The frog absolutely lived up to its promise and shortly after my husband taught it to cook my ass was history."