Upon checking for breaking news this afternoon, it was not hard to find a story that wasn't hot.
Here is a picture taken from my driveway of the Griffith Park fire about an hour after it started.

Here is a brief summary of the days top news in and around Los Angeles.
100-Acres Burned So Far In
Griffith Park BlazeFirefighters Use Thermal Imaging To Monitor Burn
Firefighters Battle Blaze In Orange County
Residents: Supertanker Could Fight SoCal Wildfires
Firefighters Mop Up Hot Spots In Mira Loma Blaze
Wildfire Season Could Be Expensive
115-Acre Fire In Mira Loma 50 Percent Contained
Brush In Sunland-Tujunga Area Now Out
In Industry, Explosions Blow Out Manhole Covers
Brush Fire Burns 15 Acres In Castaic
Today it's just too damn hot, over 100 degrees, so there shall be no humor. The up side is that my air conditioner repair man is extremely happy because he is about to walk out the door with a gajillion dollars of my money for fixing the three units in my house that all decided to band together and stop working.