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Monday, May 22, 2006

Wacky Application 2...

I'm getting bored with applying for work so I decided to take another route with this cover letter to a public relations firm seeking an assistant.

It goes as follows: Short-Sweet-And to the Point


Charming, charismatic, humorous, dependable, able to leap tall heaps on a desk without breaking a sweat, familiar with office sexual harrassment policies but am capable of manipulating the rules in order to have a little fun, can be casual or stuffy if need be (prefer casual), like dogs and kids (I have to because I have two), not sure about cats, have the gift of gab so I'm never alone or lonely, definately not shy and not horrible to look at with the exception of my novel writing and blogging hours somewhere between 4 and 5 a.m. (Nothing that a shower and a little makeup can't fix).

If you haven't already deleted this strange message (I hate to be boring) feel free to call anytime. Preferably not between 4 and 5 a.m.!

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