A Bird In The Hand...
...may very well be the reason to kill it. Using gloves of course would be the most sensible thing to have on as you wring it neck.
The governments latest news conference in regards to the avian flu, or what is commonly called the bird flu, says we're pretty much fucked if it should hit us or those we love (or hate). The vaccine either won't cure you or you won't be able to get your hands on it in time to save your ass, so I'm stocking up once again on rolls of plastic and duct tape.
Yes, we will all be encapsulated in our homes, fearing that this latest outbreak will dwindle our heritage down to nothing.
What I want to know is why the fuck they have made a movie about it, why the government says we're on our own if it should hit our state and why go on I ask myself?
If there is no solution to this possible pandemic flu, why say anything at all? No one will come to save our sorry asses in the event that their prediction comes true so why leave us all with this hideous fearsome feeling resting in our guts?
What you should know about the symptoms:
1. Fever
2. Chills
3. Ache all over
4. Nausea
5. The irresistible urge to shit on a windshield
If you find yourself with all of these symtoms, don't call your doctor call a crematory and save yourself all the blah, blah, blah about how there's nothing they can do.
As for the movie coming out, I think shame on you Hollywood! As if we don't have enough to worry about!
The governments latest news conference in regards to the avian flu, or what is commonly called the bird flu, says we're pretty much fucked if it should hit us or those we love (or hate). The vaccine either won't cure you or you won't be able to get your hands on it in time to save your ass, so I'm stocking up once again on rolls of plastic and duct tape.
Yes, we will all be encapsulated in our homes, fearing that this latest outbreak will dwindle our heritage down to nothing.
What I want to know is why the fuck they have made a movie about it, why the government says we're on our own if it should hit our state and why go on I ask myself?
If there is no solution to this possible pandemic flu, why say anything at all? No one will come to save our sorry asses in the event that their prediction comes true so why leave us all with this hideous fearsome feeling resting in our guts?
What you should know about the symptoms:
1. Fever
2. Chills
3. Ache all over
4. Nausea
5. The irresistible urge to shit on a windshield
If you find yourself with all of these symtoms, don't call your doctor call a crematory and save yourself all the blah, blah, blah about how there's nothing they can do.
As for the movie coming out, I think shame on you Hollywood! As if we don't have enough to worry about!
posted by jbwritergirl at 8:36 AM
1 Comments:
Well first of all lose the fear that has been fed to us about the bird Flu. I think this is just a ploy to allow hunters to kill more birds, bad, bad hunters, lol, and the Pharacutical companies to sell more useless drugs. As for us, we should be more pro-active in our own health and stop listening to every comment about what is going to kill us. We just need to keep ourselves in the best possible health and our immune system will be invincable. That is the way we should view our sickness, with the idea that we are so strong and so healthy that a germ or two will not kill us. Start with a daily dose of COD LIVER OIL in capsule form of course. This will build up your thymus gland which provides the 't cells' that keep our body and immune system in tip top shape. Then a daily dose of ACIDOPHILOUS, fridge section of the Health Food stores or in good quality yoghurt which adds good germs to our bodies to fight the bad germs. We need to take more responsibility for our own bodies and our health so that when a flu or PANDEMIC happens we will not have to feed into the fear of the Pharmacutical industry and we will empower ourselves to be strong and fearless. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND BE PROACTIVE IN YOUR HEALTH!!!
BE FEARLESS AND LIVE!!!!
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