The truth is real news sucks, scares you, pisses you off or bores the hell out of you so it's my hope to be able to undo the truth, lie like hell, never change names to protect the innocent and completely make up news stories the way I see they should have been written. This site is purely intended for entertainment purposes only!
One day I was sitting in front of my computer trying to capture an image, but instead, the computer caught my soul. I have been living inside this little box for some time now and I like it when people visit. Come on, you know you want to tell me something...
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Love it! Hilarious ;)
the mickey d heartblip on the monitor was the best!!
And the 98 year old pole lady, such a beacon to strive for. I'm going to practice later today. I wonder if Def Leppard needs to be playing, too?
I'll definitely be back for more1
If the United States doesn't have a Turtle Log Roller for the Olympics yet, then I'd like to sign up. As long as they're not Snapping Turtles.
Loved the Fukitol. Bwahahahah. Thanks for the laughs. :)
I've been having that not-so-fat feeling lately. Sadly, I feel much flatter lately. Can Fukitol do anything about my cup size?
lol. :D that was very funny. I want more of this.
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