Size Does Count...

"Short mother f#@ker" is a term often reserved for pissy moods, angry spats or simply how one would describe a vertically challenged person, but, in Nebraska, it is the very thing that saved one sexual predator from spending years in jail among inmates who don't look too kindly on crimes such as this.

According to the Associated Press, a judge had mercy on a 50-year-old 5'1" asshole convicted of sexually assaulting a child. Rather than placing him in a jail facility where he would face a jury of his peers, she sentenced him to 10-years probation on the condition that if he violates his probation, that is, if he is found spending time with anyone under the age of 18-years-old, he will spend 30 days in jail for each year of his sentence.

Now I'm a pretty compassionate person, but when it comes to crimes of this nature, this judge should have thrown the bastard in jail and thrown away the key.

I say "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" or suffer the consequences!

Short my ass!

Update: Prosecuters have filed an appeal recently to overturn this jackass sentence!