Chair Manufacturers Busted
A federal lawsuit has been filed against a chair company this week. The suit claims that the design is faulty and has caused an excess of embarrassing moments for many of the claimants.
It is expected that the manufacturers will file an appeal with the superior court claiming that women should be in control of their anatomy not chair makers.
They are however offering a settlement deal should the suit go forward. Officials of the company said that they will replace their clients existing chairs with a heavier duty one that is fully weaved at the top.
"We want our clients to have complete confidence in our products and are working diligently to improve the design to eliminate the sag flaw," said C. D. Cup, a representative of the firm. "We want women to be able to hang out without really hanging out."
It is expected that the manufacturers will file an appeal with the superior court claiming that women should be in control of their anatomy not chair makers.They are however offering a settlement deal should the suit go forward. Officials of the company said that they will replace their clients existing chairs with a heavier duty one that is fully weaved at the top.
"We want our clients to have complete confidence in our products and are working diligently to improve the design to eliminate the sag flaw," said C. D. Cup, a representative of the firm. "We want women to be able to hang out without really hanging out."
posted by jbwritergirl at 10:52 AM
5 Comments:
Oh Lord. You crack me up. You really, really do. Bwahahahahaha. Good one. Have a great day. :)
Heh heh!
Later Y'all.
Thanks for the pic Melon!
that is HILARIOUS!
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